John Kerry's Campaign Schedule #1

6:30am Awake to the cheerful sounds of Air America Radio
6:40am Change bed sheet before Teresa finds wet spot
6:50am Scrub face and neck with baby wipes, unless it's Tuesday (shower day)
7:00am Mix raisins, milk and Kitten Chow. Enjoy breakfast
7:30am Call Algore for pep talk
7:45am Ring bell for limo driver
7:50am Ring bell for Mexican limo driver
8:10am Arrive for 8:00 interview with the New York Times
9:00am Visit local veterans cemetery. Spit on a few graves. Leave
10:00am Apologize for spitting on graves. Promise never to do it again
11:00am Visit local veterans cemetery. Spit on graves again
11:30am Order small tofu/carrot pizza. Eat lunch
12:00pm Drive around for a while. Look for safe place to purge. (Gotta keep the weight down)
1:00pm Make surprise visit at daycare center. Kiss a few babies
2:00pm Arrive at Airport
3:00pm Listen to motivational tape. Take a nap
3:45pm Write letter to KerryCore.com and complain about ##### kicking Kerry receives everyday from the right-wing idiots at MetroSpy
4:30pm Review campaign events with staff
4:35pm Scratch volunteer on back of the neck for falling asleep during important talk
4:37pm Pop puss filled Botox-pimple and wipe leakage from forehead
5:00pm Airplane lands
6:40pm Arrive for 6:30 speech
7:00pm ...speaking
9:00pm ...still speaking
11:22pm speech finally ends but still speaking
11:30pm Carried off stage by staff
12:00am Delivered to hotel by Marvin Nicholson. Checked in. Put to bed

Schedule 2 Tommorow..7/21/04

Doe's anyone have GW's schedule? Oh!, thats right...he busy RUNNING THE COUNTRY!

...and not off on a jet-ski or surfboard or riding his bicycle!

Your boyfriend, Huey?

A real class act there!

Isn't he though?..Unbelievable.

What? No meeting with Al Franken today? hahahahaha

You know what, Bush wants the people to think he's working real hard at running the country. He's spent more time vacationing than he has been working. I believe everyone he works w/ works harder than him.

It's me again, 123:

You are now advising us that GWB has spent more time on vacation than at work. One thing you must learn is, BEFORE you make a claim such as this you at least have some liberal, off-the-wall link you can provide us to prove your point. Your link for this is.....?

You look pretty silly scrambling to support your comments otherwise.

Did you know that 47.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

Pssst. If you want to support your point, make a Powerpoint graph with Powell, Rice, Cheney, etc. and give them arbitrary work levels. Then give Bush an arbitrary lesser work level. Then make it into a bar or pie graph. Make the file and then get some free service to host it. Copy the link and then post it here as your evidence.

Huey. I like how you make your posts unique by not using the shift button. I always thought that the shift button was a hastle. I still use it though because I don't want to look stupid.

After yesterdays post by Huey, I recognize him for what he is. He makes commenst about "white boys" etc, favors Saddam, and the whole hosts of terrorists.

He is just a un-educated racist bigot who has proven himself to be below the intellectual radar needed at a minimun to function as a worthwhile human being.

McCain youre so full of #### its unbelievable.

after ive seen u compare Black people to apes, say that Bill Cosby was right about Black people being ignorant, and then ridiculing historic Mexican hero's by asking if Emiliano Zapata is "the Frito Bandito"..


YOU have the nerve to call ME racist??

I did not compare black people to apes, you compared Jenna Bush to one. I do believe Bill Cosby is right on his views of todays young black people, do you not agree because it flies in the face of your belief that all black people should hold America in contempt for wrongs committed by another generation? I apologize for the Frito comment, I meant it as a joke, and I was wrong in retrospect. However, I do know black history in general, and applaud the efforts of men like Martin Luther King who once said, and I quote:

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity
- Martin Luther King

Words to live by Huey.

Pauly and Huey, stop the insults if you want this topic to remain open.

actually, i think this topic is about as stupid as the other one's these guys post.

it isnt based in fact, but rather in rhetoric and mudslinging.. which is why i responded with the picture of the retard, which is almost as stupid as the pretense of this post (although not quite).


please, D2D2, feel free to lock this idiotic post.


if there is anything i can do to contribute to the process of having this post locked, please let me know

A good point there Huey. I went back to the first post and saw how utterly stupid it was, it's not based on facts, is totally unconvincing because it's nothing but an idiotic attempt to discredit someone. It's like racism from inferior people whose self image is so inferior they can only try to elevate it by putting down another person.

Topic closed.