You know John, not everyone who reads these boards knows this is a joke. You know I didn't the first time you put one up about Rumsfield.-Jaybee

I'm on your side here, even if I am not a Republican

Oh Jaybee, lighten up. And no, it does not belong in the humour section. It is about US Presidential Elections. And it is a satirical slap at those who are whinning about all the "so called" Moderates taking orders from the Whacko Right.

I suggest that you stick around a little longer, and you will become an expert at reading between the lines, just like Cleo. You ladies, not you Cleo, need to acquire a little bit more mirth. I'm on your side here, even if I am not a Republican. Will a Classical Liberal/Libertarian Independent be alright for you?

take everything seriously, that's all

BTW, I stay lightened up actually! Right now I'm wearing bunny slippers, goggles with crazy eyes painted on and John Kerry's wind surfing outfit! LOL-Jaybee

Krispy Kreme Fights Falling Profits with Atkins Donuts
(2004-08-25) -- Executives at Krispy Kreme today announced they would fight plunging profits with a new line of Atkins-friendly donuts.

Krispy Kreme has been hammered in recent months by the wave of low-carbohydrate diets which have converted legions of Americans from obese couch potatos into sleek, health enthusiasts.

The new low-carb Krispy Kreme donuts are made "mostly of lean meat, tripe and other mouth-watering meat byproducts," according to a company spokesman.

Ridge: Kennedy Not Immediate Threat to Homeland

(2008-08-20) -- Senator Edward M. Kennedy, D-MA, does not pose an immediate threat to the security of the American homeland and he should be allowed to board commercial airliners, according to a statement from Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge.

The Massachusetts politician complained recently that he had been prevented from boarding planes because his name is similar to an alias used by a man on a government "watch list."

"We do not, at this time, view Sen. Ted Kennedy as an immediate threat to the safety and security of America," said Mr. Ridge. "We continue to seek the whereabouts of another man--Mohammad Tehdi al-Kennedy, who has ties to the al Qaeda terror network."

Mr. Ridge added that, "although the Senator and his party seek the overthrow of the current administration and preach a radical doctrine that would decimate the American economy, we have no hard evidence that he's linked directly to any foreign groups that would celebrate those outcomes."

heavens forbid