Get off the drugs you two - you wouldnt know what I know, so everything you write hear is a lie.

I will play along a little more - Khun Upatising? Now that is a very Thai name?!?!?!

Ok I will reply to your post UStrader.

I am not good friends with many people in Patong, but know everyone who "rules" the area. Im not friends with drunks or pimps from any part of the world.

I have been to Yala, I have lived in Nakhon for 1 year and Hadyai for 7 months, I have been to many places in Thailand, so what is your point? I have lived the Thai life and yes I do speak it. You are guessing you are talking to a westerner who has not lived real Thailand - you would be wrong!

Why would I want to visit Mae Sai ?, I dont want a 12 year old girl! So what was your reason for going there?

UsTrader, If you are in Phuket, please feel free to PM me, then we can get together and have a pissing match - web forums do not allow speech to be heard.

Now to Georgie, I do have what I have and having 150 staff does make me semi retired - please feel free to meet with me In Phuket and I will take you and show you what I get up to.

I would meet anyone on this forum at anytime, so dont play your games and insinuate something that is not true. Meet up and then we will all see, who will win the argument. PM me with your numbers and place and time and we can have a get together.

Gee whiz, Gent, can we stay at your house too?

From what my wife tells me she hears on the Thai Lady grapevine, is that G-P and Incog quite regularly meet for drinks at the late IT M's house reliving old glories

555 you guys know I am just kidding

What it all boils down to is that Thailand is not just about bargirls, perhaps for tourists and part timers, but those that fall in love with the place find a whole lot more to the LoS than takeaways.

You know, I have yet to enter a go go bar, i will oneday just to have a look. I initially never wanted to visit Thailand because (working in the industry I do) I had heard a lot of bad stories about BG's. I ended up meeting my wife outside Thailand and it openned my eyes to the true Thailand.
My first ever visit and I was hooked, I got learn so much more about my wife by veiwing her surroundings and where she grew up (in a tin shed that her Dad built).

I too can be judgemental, one of my judgements are on sexpats, they were what put me off Thailand before I even visited and they still put me off. Needless to say I do not live in a touristy area, infact we do not see many farangs at all.

I am also put off by the thought of G-P and Incog meeting in that dilapidated old house just outside CM that holds so many memories for them both. Singing songs of rememberance over a bottle or two of lao kao

Those boys buy their lao kao in the little plastic bags, Leith!

Ignoy says “But know everyone who "rules" the area”.

That’s very interesting.

Well, indeed, my Friend, I will be sure to have my family to personally pass on your message to Khun Upatising, yes, my pinche friend, that is his Thai name.

“Your not friends with drunks or pimps from any part of the world” I most assuredly will see he gets this message verbatim.

As such an important his nibs you should know he is only the president of the Patong Beach Rotary club a person you should have seen many times there in Farangville particulary as long as you have been there.

I read ever post you have made on this site and I noticed how un-Australian the syntax and wordage was. Maybe a coincidence maybe not but extremely unlike any ex digger officer or enlisted, or even cut lunch commando I have ever heard.

Neary a G’day, mate, bail out, bloody, rack off, bloke, bush oyster, not even any clacker or root commentary anywhere.

If you are really a fair Dickum as you claim, which I seriously doubt you are, you would have to be one of the most American obsessed, near a*** retentive know everything about America Dickum Aussy’s the world has every known.

Your syntax is most assuredly swimming in American colloquialism, culture and social norms with little or no evidence of that true Dickum rack off spirit and attitude about us yanks I have grown to appreciate over the years. 555

Love to exchange piss with you. Thanks for the invitation. I like Shing Beer and a occasional Jack Daniels myself. Is your hotel wheel chair accessible can I bring a friend?


That is all!

Cought out again eh, Gent!

ustrader - this "bloke" is most assuredly from "Down Under". He's been conversing with us Yanks so long he's picked up better syntax and grammer!

From what I understand the gent is in fact very BIG Down Under...
(as most aussies are)


We'll stick together cob

Well

You are spinning a little tale here Ustrader!

I never said that your mate was anything and I dont know him.

Yes I do know who rules Patong - Pooyai Pian (mayor), Ot runs Bangla, The black rose bikers, Every Pooyai from Patong to Surin, the kumnaans and the orbortors.

I am currently in a small partnership with the mayor on a development also.

You seem to think every Australian uses slang speech, well I used to on the old bear pit and the septics used to say "what" - You might of met a few of the Aussies in Nam and you might of shared a few tinnies, digger, but to say we all speak like that is ridiculous.

Regarding the USA - I have been there on heaps of occasions, mostly west coast and Las Vegas. I have American friends both here in Phuket and many other countries. I do like septics in moderation, but your country is now the most hated in the world - you take that up with your government.

One of my good friends you might of heard of - Jeff "skunk" Baxter from the Doobie Bros fame and Bob Doles security advisor. I also know very well - the Durenburger (Ex Senator) family from Minnesota, the son Dan is one of my best mates.

The old "rack off" spirit died long ago Im afraid, the world has got far to serious to turn a blind eye and say - no worries mate.

I dont own a hotel, I dont own a bar - so you would be wrong..... again.

set the time and day, give two days advance notice and I will meet you anywhere, Ill bring my septic mate also.

ruff

This thread has gone too far astray to be of any use and is now closed.

mandl